Have Faith

Dear Egypt and its citizens,

Let me make something very clear.

I hate the current life as it is in this country. I hate that everyone believes that anyone who has a different opinion is a traitor, an atheist, or "pretty fabulous".

 I hate that everything is dirty. I hate that being clean/polite/decent is equal to being a sissy although you're asked to be all these 3 things whatever your religion is.

 I hate that we claim all the time that we love our religion when we're in fact a bunch of hypocrites and we're not even willing to follow its teachings.

 I hate that you have to bribe your way to get things done. I hate that most Egyptian are suffering everyday just to be able to satisfy their BASIC needs AKA their RIGHTS.

 I hate that every Egyptian soul is cheap. I hate that it's OK if people get killed every other day…HELL it's not JUST OK people actually RECOMMEND the death of others so that "they" live safely!

 I hate that everyone is all the time afraid of the government as if they descended upon us from the skies with divine punishment or something. I hate that we sacrifice the young so that the corpses remain stuck on their chairs. 

Example:

"Let me *cough cough* tell you something sweet *cough cough* buns, this chair makes my butt so *cough* warm. So warm I never wanna leave it *cough cough* to one of these darn *cough* children".

And GOD knows how much I HATE /LOATHE/ DETEST that every single DAMN thing that happens happen because of some sort of a conspiracy.

Examples:

 "OMG, I gained 2 kgs to my weight. Must be the free masons".

"It's very cold today. Anarchists must be on the move".

"Damn! I drank my coffee and yet I feel so sleepy, my cat must have slipped something in my drink". 

There's ALWAYS a conspiracy. We're just too much of cowards to admit that it's because we lead losers' lives, we became a bunch of losers ourselves.

 But you know what?

I still believe there is hope

I believe that all is not yet lost.

I believe that we can become better. NO! we can become the BEST.

Decades ago, a small country was nuked two times. Today, it's a role model for all other countries.

I believe that the decision to be better is in our hands.

That if we want to be the best, we WILL be the best.

I've always wondered where we should begin. Who should begin? Who should make the first move towards change? The people or the ruler?

The answer I've reached was simple.

BOTH !

One without the other won't do. They'll just end up destroying each other's work.

If you believe that we –as citizens- should change, I couldn't agree more.

If you believe that they –the rulers- should change, I couldn't agree more.

But PLEASE

Don't destroy the tiny little morale people have gained last year please. Last year was probably the first year in which the Egyptians experienced having morale.

PLEASE

Even if you love Mubarak. Even if you currently hate your life. Even if you think the world's end is tomorrow. Even if you think the enemies -whoever they are- are at your door. 

PLEASE

No one hates you. No one wants to ruin your life. No one is protesting because they want to destroy your country because IT IS OUR COUNTRY as much as it is yours.

PLEASE have faith in your fellow Egyptians and KNOW that they only want the best for this country.

And KNOW that we'll fight till the end and that we'll never give up or lose hope.

And KNOW that one day, you'll be very proud to go anywhere in the world and scream in the middle of the streets like a crazy person:

"I'm Egyptian"

Everyone PLEASE

Have Faith 

The End is Nigh !

It's actually amazing to see how vulnerable people can get when hearing about useless unconfirmed crap.

There is this article that I've seen people pass around for the past few days. And it contains information on humanity's "Salvation". And I must say that it did save me from the boredom I was suffering from.

So apparently the rumor is going on that according to the Kabbalah magic –which is something suddenly EVERYONE have become an expert in-  the number 10 represents GOD and so the number 11 represents some power that is beyond GOD !

I find that both fascinating, humorous, and a good material for a science fiction story…

Anyway, so the notorious free masons who have nothing better to do with their lives other than to conspire against the world since the dawn of history –just like Pinky and Brain-  have hit the jackpot with this day; 11/11/2011  ! (oh, the horror…..)

Now as the useless crap goes, they are planning a ritual in the pyramids of Giza on that very day 11/11/2011 which will open the 11th gate (Of what? I'm not really sure. Maybe City Stars??) and this gate along with the ones that were opened before throughout history is going to cause some "End of the world" stuff.  (oh, the horror…..again) BTW they tried opening this gate before but the fog prevented them! (must have resulted in a terrible traffic between human and demonic realms)

Oh but guys the "author/scientist/drunk" who wrote the damn funny article is a serious guy. He even knows what's going to happen. But let me first tell you why he has access to such great levels of knowledge. He's an expert on the "Energy" science –whatever the hell that means- and he's also an expert in Religion! (Don't ask). So as you can see, he seems legit…

What's gonna happen in the ritual is actually pretty simple. They're going to use a crystal small pyramid and set it up in a certain place –probably the burial chamber or something- and it will be used to gather all the negative energy around the world gathered by all the other pyramids and launch it into space and open the gate. Of course all of this will happen while the dirty satanic rituals are taking place (did someone say Orgy?)……..Actually YEAH it WAS mentioned !!!

Now I and one of my friends are having a small bet. He insists that the beam of doom is gonna be red-colored while I believe that it's gonna be green. If someone happens to see its color, please let me know.

 Before we get ahead of ourselves let me tell you that the guy has offered some very conclusive evidence that the number 11 is a special satanic number. I won't mention these evidence here but I'm gonna list some evidence that I made up…..er…..I mean "found" which are on pretty much the same level of "coherence".

1- The number of months in a year is 11 + the month you were born in.

2-  10+1 is actually 11

3-  Sometimes there will be 11 guys on the street.

4- Some lectures somewhere in the world starts at 11 o'clock    *shocked gasp*

5- There's a store called 7-eleven  

6-  "Ahmed Spider" consists of 11 letters

7-  "Ahmed Mohsen" consists of 11 letters (who’s that?)

8-  "أنا بحبكم أوى" consists of 11 letters

9-   If two people are standing right next to each other they look like the number 11  (assuming they are both slim)

10- I can't find the 11th evidence which proves how strong the number actually is!

Of course he didn't forget to include the conspiracy part and how the American media have been preparing us all along for this.

Now the knockout punch is that the site that was hosting this "scientific article" was Zbydr's site. (For those who don't know who that is, please refer to the term "idiot" in a dictionary).

Now the question is:

WHY?

WHY?

WHY on GOD's green earth would you write this?

What was your point?

What were you trying to prove?

One of two scenarios is possible:

1)      You're completely wrong (likely?). This means that you've accomplished nothing but bother people by your amazingly retarded science fiction story. It's not even well-built. It doesn't even have main characters!!!!

2)      You're 100% right (Not very likely). Well then what you genius? I didn't see any solutions dripping from your knowledge.

Now guys don't get me wrong. I'm not writing this because I care about it. I'm writing this because some people DO care about it. Some people DO make decisions based on that sort of nonsense. You see I've noticed something about the people who care about this stuff they do nothing except for "reading into things" and TRUST ME if you wanna read into things, you WILL read into everything WHATEVER it is you wanna read.

"Dude did you see that? The mouse pad is writing something. It says (go..get…..a…shower) ! The world is talking to me!"

Yeah well it's telling you that you stink so don't get too happy.

Anyway

My point is: Instead of building your beliefs and your life on a bunch of useless speculations, why don't you think for yourself *shocked gasp no.2* and do something that is ACTUALLY useful? Something that will help you when that "end of the world" you're waiting for comes??

Side Note: If anyone mentions "The Arrivals" in front of me I'm gonna kill him. That damn "documentary" is what started this whole idiocy in Egypt.