Have Faith

Dear Egypt and its citizens,

Let me make something very clear.

I hate the current life as it is in this country. I hate that everyone believes that anyone who has a different opinion is a traitor, an atheist, or "pretty fabulous".

 I hate that everything is dirty. I hate that being clean/polite/decent is equal to being a sissy although you're asked to be all these 3 things whatever your religion is.

 I hate that we claim all the time that we love our religion when we're in fact a bunch of hypocrites and we're not even willing to follow its teachings.

 I hate that you have to bribe your way to get things done. I hate that most Egyptian are suffering everyday just to be able to satisfy their BASIC needs AKA their RIGHTS.

 I hate that every Egyptian soul is cheap. I hate that it's OK if people get killed every other day…HELL it's not JUST OK people actually RECOMMEND the death of others so that "they" live safely!

 I hate that everyone is all the time afraid of the government as if they descended upon us from the skies with divine punishment or something. I hate that we sacrifice the young so that the corpses remain stuck on their chairs. 

Example:

"Let me *cough cough* tell you something sweet *cough cough* buns, this chair makes my butt so *cough* warm. So warm I never wanna leave it *cough cough* to one of these darn *cough* children".

And GOD knows how much I HATE /LOATHE/ DETEST that every single DAMN thing that happens happen because of some sort of a conspiracy.

Examples:

 "OMG, I gained 2 kgs to my weight. Must be the free masons".

"It's very cold today. Anarchists must be on the move".

"Damn! I drank my coffee and yet I feel so sleepy, my cat must have slipped something in my drink". 

There's ALWAYS a conspiracy. We're just too much of cowards to admit that it's because we lead losers' lives, we became a bunch of losers ourselves.

 But you know what?

I still believe there is hope

I believe that all is not yet lost.

I believe that we can become better. NO! we can become the BEST.

Decades ago, a small country was nuked two times. Today, it's a role model for all other countries.

I believe that the decision to be better is in our hands.

That if we want to be the best, we WILL be the best.

I've always wondered where we should begin. Who should begin? Who should make the first move towards change? The people or the ruler?

The answer I've reached was simple.

BOTH !

One without the other won't do. They'll just end up destroying each other's work.

If you believe that we –as citizens- should change, I couldn't agree more.

If you believe that they –the rulers- should change, I couldn't agree more.

But PLEASE

Don't destroy the tiny little morale people have gained last year please. Last year was probably the first year in which the Egyptians experienced having morale.

PLEASE

Even if you love Mubarak. Even if you currently hate your life. Even if you think the world's end is tomorrow. Even if you think the enemies -whoever they are- are at your door. 

PLEASE

No one hates you. No one wants to ruin your life. No one is protesting because they want to destroy your country because IT IS OUR COUNTRY as much as it is yours.

PLEASE have faith in your fellow Egyptians and KNOW that they only want the best for this country.

And KNOW that we'll fight till the end and that we'll never give up or lose hope.

And KNOW that one day, you'll be very proud to go anywhere in the world and scream in the middle of the streets like a crazy person:

"I'm Egyptian"

Everyone PLEASE

Have Faith 

The End is Nigh !

It's actually amazing to see how vulnerable people can get when hearing about useless unconfirmed crap.

There is this article that I've seen people pass around for the past few days. And it contains information on humanity's "Salvation". And I must say that it did save me from the boredom I was suffering from.

So apparently the rumor is going on that according to the Kabbalah magic –which is something suddenly EVERYONE have become an expert in-  the number 10 represents GOD and so the number 11 represents some power that is beyond GOD !

I find that both fascinating, humorous, and a good material for a science fiction story…

Anyway, so the notorious free masons who have nothing better to do with their lives other than to conspire against the world since the dawn of history –just like Pinky and Brain-  have hit the jackpot with this day; 11/11/2011  ! (oh, the horror…..)

Now as the useless crap goes, they are planning a ritual in the pyramids of Giza on that very day 11/11/2011 which will open the 11th gate (Of what? I'm not really sure. Maybe City Stars??) and this gate along with the ones that were opened before throughout history is going to cause some "End of the world" stuff.  (oh, the horror…..again) BTW they tried opening this gate before but the fog prevented them! (must have resulted in a terrible traffic between human and demonic realms)

Oh but guys the "author/scientist/drunk" who wrote the damn funny article is a serious guy. He even knows what's going to happen. But let me first tell you why he has access to such great levels of knowledge. He's an expert on the "Energy" science –whatever the hell that means- and he's also an expert in Religion! (Don't ask). So as you can see, he seems legit…

What's gonna happen in the ritual is actually pretty simple. They're going to use a crystal small pyramid and set it up in a certain place –probably the burial chamber or something- and it will be used to gather all the negative energy around the world gathered by all the other pyramids and launch it into space and open the gate. Of course all of this will happen while the dirty satanic rituals are taking place (did someone say Orgy?)……..Actually YEAH it WAS mentioned !!!

Now I and one of my friends are having a small bet. He insists that the beam of doom is gonna be red-colored while I believe that it's gonna be green. If someone happens to see its color, please let me know.

 Before we get ahead of ourselves let me tell you that the guy has offered some very conclusive evidence that the number 11 is a special satanic number. I won't mention these evidence here but I'm gonna list some evidence that I made up…..er…..I mean "found" which are on pretty much the same level of "coherence".

1- The number of months in a year is 11 + the month you were born in.

2-  10+1 is actually 11

3-  Sometimes there will be 11 guys on the street.

4- Some lectures somewhere in the world starts at 11 o'clock    *shocked gasp*

5- There's a store called 7-eleven  

6-  "Ahmed Spider" consists of 11 letters

7-  "Ahmed Mohsen" consists of 11 letters (who’s that?)

8-  "أنا بحبكم أوى" consists of 11 letters

9-   If two people are standing right next to each other they look like the number 11  (assuming they are both slim)

10- I can't find the 11th evidence which proves how strong the number actually is!

Of course he didn't forget to include the conspiracy part and how the American media have been preparing us all along for this.

Now the knockout punch is that the site that was hosting this "scientific article" was Zbydr's site. (For those who don't know who that is, please refer to the term "idiot" in a dictionary).

Now the question is:

WHY?

WHY?

WHY on GOD's green earth would you write this?

What was your point?

What were you trying to prove?

One of two scenarios is possible:

1)      You're completely wrong (likely?). This means that you've accomplished nothing but bother people by your amazingly retarded science fiction story. It's not even well-built. It doesn't even have main characters!!!!

2)      You're 100% right (Not very likely). Well then what you genius? I didn't see any solutions dripping from your knowledge.

Now guys don't get me wrong. I'm not writing this because I care about it. I'm writing this because some people DO care about it. Some people DO make decisions based on that sort of nonsense. You see I've noticed something about the people who care about this stuff they do nothing except for "reading into things" and TRUST ME if you wanna read into things, you WILL read into everything WHATEVER it is you wanna read.

"Dude did you see that? The mouse pad is writing something. It says (go..get…..a…shower) ! The world is talking to me!"

Yeah well it's telling you that you stink so don't get too happy.

Anyway

My point is: Instead of building your beliefs and your life on a bunch of useless speculations, why don't you think for yourself *shocked gasp no.2* and do something that is ACTUALLY useful? Something that will help you when that "end of the world" you're waiting for comes??

Side Note: If anyone mentions "The Arrivals" in front of me I'm gonna kill him. That damn "documentary" is what started this whole idiocy in Egypt.

Tales of College – Origins: Rebirth

I'm glad to see that you are all here and that you're all alive and well. Let us continue from where we stopped last time. We stopped at the changes that happened to the capital city.

No one from the outsiders who saw this gate knew what that meant but it made their skins crawl. But what made them really shiver was seeing the capital's catastrophe survivors, for these remaining survivors….were changed.

They acquired some sort of cryptic knowledge that they referred to as "Engineering". They would hunt for wandering outsiders around the place and grab those poor victims into their changed capital city, the so-called "Faculty" or as people called it later on "College". Later on, these survivors were known as " The KIASP" as an acronym for " Know-It-All-Smart-Pants".

Within that college, the kidnapped victims would be stranded to chairs and forced to learn about this "Engineering" thing. Some would show a natural tendency towards evil and later on become sucked into the college's being and join the kidnappers later on and become one of them. Most of the kidnapped ones however would manage to escape after spending some years there. Apparently the security around them becomes loose in time and they would distract the kidnappers by some sort of thesis discussion and then escape.

However, like the victims of any horrific event, none of them managed to return to his former self again. They would understand stupid scientific jokes. They would dream of going into a place called "Palestine Hall" even once in a life time. They would beg for one more chance to solve something called "the sheet" in a better way.

Whats' that? You say that the KIASP's way of getting people won't work for a long time because people will just avoid the place? Well, aren't you a smart one? You think you're all smart and clever and that you've solved the problem, huh?

Well, the KIASP are smarter than you. They're ever changing. They keep finding new ways of acquiring new victims.

The KIASP's powers are spiritual basically and they KNOW how to use it. Some of their "chosen" victims start having these dreams. Dreams of learning about this "engineering" witchcraft. Dreams of social status and money. Many dreams of sorts in order to plant the desire to "willingly" into their lair "college". For those who are not affected by such dreams, they start haunting their parents by these dreams. The parent would wake up the next day and all he wants in life is to see his son or daughter a "bash-mohandes 2ad el donia".

Some of them evolved enough to make some accounts for themselves on social websites such as "Facepalm" and "صو صو صو" and "My vacuum". All of this in order to slowly influence young people to "willingly" join in the "college". 

If you walk through the corridors and hallways of that college, you'll notice that it's filled with writings of various meanings. Messages in different languages fill the walls. Some filled with some cryptic equations, some filled with unfathomable letter equations. Some messages ,however, look like absolute nonsense and it's believed that the kidnapped outsiders are the ones who write such nonsense. Stuff like "Bobo bey7eb Koky"…………what can you say when you read that?? GOOD FOR THEM!!

Well I fear that our time has run short again. Next time I'll explain to you "The Truth".

Tales of College – Origins: Destruction

Heed my words please, This may be my last chance to say anything to the world.

Let me just clarify one thing, I'm not the kind of man to believe in this stuff I'm about to say…..or at least I wasn't. 5 years ago I would've never believed any word of this but after what I've seen….who knows? We can't really claim that we as humans have the full truth to everything.

People in this place keep asking about fun. Where is it? How does it feel? WHAT is it?

I can't claim to have all the answers but I'll try my best to answer what I can.

Why do I want to answer your questions? I do not want to actually but I fear that this may be my last chance to tell the tale. They say all of those who came close to the truth…..to the sun….. were burned by its rays. How did they perish? No one knows really. One day they were there among their people and the next they were just gone.

Let's get back to your questions.

"Fun" is -from what I understood- some sort of……thing… that when you have, you…. become happy. I know I know, many things were said to cause this feeling other than this "fun" thing but from what I understand "fun" wasn't made up. It was sincere. It wasn't like drugs or anything like that. It was …… different….and…..natural.

How would you find it? There was no specific way apparently. Some people have it most when with other people they love. Some others have it most when they are by themselves. There was no rule. It was available for everyone and it was free.

How was it stripped from us, you ask?

Here's the answer according to my many sources. They've all perished. May GOD bless their souls

In ancient times –as I pointed out earlier- man had the Bliss of fun and as I said it was available for everyone and unlike many things in this world, No man could ever acquire it all to himself. It was a beautiful thing. Mankind led a happy life full of fun. Little did they know, that time was about to end.

The people of ( Al-Saiabba) Kingdom woke up only to get shocked by what they saw. The sky's beautiful blue colour was gone! Instead, the sky was colored in fo7lo2y. The color freaked out the people. No one understood what was going on. The people living in the capital city ran to the palace to seek knowledge and guidance from their king (Boda Shaba) only to be shocked again. The royal family was gone! Only the confused servants remained in the palace. The servants who knew only one thing; that the royal family and astronomers escaped the castle in the middle of the night!

People were lost and didn't know what to do. In the end, they decided that they can't do anything and they decided to stick to the hope that this is a "one-day-only" matter.

The sharp sighted ones among them however noticed something creepy. Up there in the sky, although not really apparent, you can tell that there are some giant rocks floating up in the sky !!! And if you look really hard, you can tell that these are not just some random rocks. They were buildings!

And even with all this, the people yet chose to ignore the matter and went on trying to figure out what to do without a royal family in the kingdom.

No one can really tell what happened during night but we know that one thing happened. The floating buildings in the sky descended from the heaven and crushed whatever was in its way! Building destroyed, people died but in the end the result was this:

A lost capital city that only consisted of the buildings from the sky and whoever survived of the capital's people. The royal flag changed. It became some sort of two birds with broken necks standing around a giant stick. And the words on the capital city gate were changed in to the ominous words; "FACULTY OF ENGINEERING – AIN SHAMS UNIVERSITY".

I fear my time is running out so I'll have to end this story here. If you're interested I'll continue this story but that's for a different time

Epic Story

The Epic Story:

In a distant land, a wandering soul keeps asking itself the same question over and over again.

In a distant land, the wandering soul reaches out for another soul to obtain the answers it seeks.

The wandering soul goes by the name of (Thyfax).

(Thyfax) keeps asking himself the same question;

"When will the Gathering occur?"

(Thyfax) using his might and magic reaches out for the connecting strings of fate; the strings that allow for the calling of other souls.

(Thyfax) finally managed to reach out his childhood friend (Xomshen).

-          "My friend, how fare thee?"

-          "I have seen better days my friend but fear not. For NOTHING; not a cloud or a squall shall halt my progress."

-          "That does not, however, tell me of your state within the comfort zone."

-          "I will not lie to you my friend. It has been painful going through this everyday for the past dozen days."

-          "And I take it that no herbs managed to help you in your fight?"

-          "No. It is amazing to see how impossible it has become for me to do what every other man or woman can do. I can't seem to get rid of the grudges buried within my skin."

-          "No worries my friend. I am sure that these tight times will undo themselves in little time. Patience my friend. Patience."

-          "But surely you are not talking to me just to check on this ever going curse in my body only. Tell me, what leads you to this conversation?"

-          "It is the same question all over again?"

-          "The Gathering?"

-          "Precisely."

-          "I know not why you do not use your web of informants within the sacred grounds but I have learned to accept people's folly. I have the answer you need, my friend. The Gathering occurs tomorrow when the sun is right above our heads."

-          "Has the master asked for any tablets or scrolls?"

-          "Not that I know of."

-          "Very well, will you be there at the Gathering?"

-          "Only if my illness doesn't strike me down"

-          "It won't. You are too much of a stubborn arse to die so easily. I shall keep the hope to see you there."

-          "Fare thee well my friend."

-          "Fare thee well."

The Real Story:

In another street some guy is asking himself about the lecture's time over and over again.

He uses his hands to reach out for the phone to call his friend and ask him.

-          "Hi, how are you"

-          "I've been better."

-          "So how is your bathroom problem?"

-          "Been hurting for 12 days now."

-          "Medicines not working?"

-          "No, I can't seem to… (This part won't be explained because some girls may be reading this)."

-          "I'm sure you'll be better."

-          "So why did you really call?"

-          "why do you think?"

-          "Lecture time?"

-          "yeah"

-          "Dude! Use the internet. Sometimes you're so stupid. Anyway, it's 12 noon tomorrow"

-          "Any assignments or texts I should bring?"

-          "No."

-          "Will you come?"

-          "Only if I can."

-          "Don't worry. You're a (censored) (censored) I'm sure you'll be able to make it."

-          "yeah well bye"

-          "Bye"

The Point:

Just because you write a text that is large and confusing, doesn't mean you're writing some poetry or something EPIC.  Most of the times, "simple" is the best. I hope all the "epic" writers realize that someday. STOP PRETENDING.

So how am I different from the ones I'm complaining about?

I'm not that different  ;)

Twilight for Dummies V2.0

You've been asking for it and here it is (all new and improved):

*Character Description*

Let's have them talk about themselves, shall we? 

Bella: "I'm a sensitive tortured human being who only wants to be loved by the vampire of my dreams but since he broke up with me I get dreams in which I'm lost -as always- and so I scream like I'm giving birth and I almost tear the blanket although it's just a dream.

Did I mention that when the -for-some-reason-girls-think-he-is-hot- vampire broke up with me I stayed for 3 months sitting on the same chair without rotting? BTW when they managed to remove the glue that attached me to the chair for 3 months, I became a werewolf's girlfriend and then I instantly dumped him when I knew that the vampire needed me or he will suicide. Seriously, I dumped him without second thought.

Did I mention I REALLY have a stupid look no matter what the situation is? Oh, and I'm the only face you will see for the whole playing time of "New Moon" (130 minutes..have fun with that). Any of the others can only get 10 seconds screen time or less. Later on during the NO-events of "Eclipse", I knew the answer to all my questions; I love both the vampire and werewolf but the vampire is cooler so I'm keeping him"

Author's side note: I'm glad these movies don't have zombies or this will get very gross since she seems to be collecting lovers….you know….the "Gotta Catch'em all" rule of life…..

Edward: "I'm...Edward. I'm...a..vampire. I'm....so...in..love...with...Bella..for some..reason. i'm...not...disabled....I just...talk like...this...because...I'm in...Love with..Bella. Truth is..I don't love...bella as much as I....wanna drink...her...blood.I mean...COME ON...who would love...someone who...smells...like her?...I remember...when I first...smelled her in science class...I wanted to throw up so bad...it hurted.Actually if you...concentrate enough you'll see....that she is the one...who wants to stay...with me. She's even....willing to change...into a vampire... to stay with...me....forever. I can't...blame her though..I mean...What are...the chances that....she'll score another...guy who looks...like me. BTW... Bella's love made me...extremely weak...when you...watch New Moon...you'll see that...every vampire near...the end (of the movie/your life)...was able to kick my sorry....a..nkle. In "Eclipse" I do something...useful…as I am the….one who….kills Victoria"

Author's side note: Edward YELLED in the "Eclipse" movie which is something worthy of the title "Most Awesome Event in 2010".

Jacob: "The only reason why I'm in this whole thing is to be Edward's competition which you can all see didn't work out very well....sniff...I can't believe Bella dumped me like this....sniff... I mean she didn't think for a single second before dumping me. It was clear from the beginning that I was put in the movie to be hated by Edward's fan girls. I appear on the screen and they are like "EEWWWW" when he appears they are like "WOOHOOO". Well anyway you'll have to excuse me for now. The alpha of my herd is calling".

Author's side note: This guy is ALIVE. He deserves someone better than Bella. He seems to have some little bit of character which is too much to say about other characters.

Charlie: "I'm very important in the series. I'm the proof that Bella wasn't born in a demonic way and that she has parents. The only role I play is a stupid-conversations' starter with Bella. This is because the viewers may be bored of seeing Bella and Edward all the time. Of course, I'm talking about the male viewers because the female viewers never get bored of Edward. So, when any male is bored he can stop watching Edward and Bella and instead watch my mustache. It's AWESOME. I also have an important role in the events. I took part in......never mind i don't have any role in anything".

Author's side note: I love this man's mustache…..in a totally straight way….I'm just sayin'…

The Cullens: "We're the SINGLE DAMN SLIGHTLY interesting thing in the toilet series. We promise the viewers a good story that never comes and great action that never occurs. Basically, we're there to give the viewer a false hope".

Bella's Friends: "...yes we're her friends....yes we're THAT desperate and hopeless of getting a life".

Author's side note: Bella has friends. That's the only point of giving them screen time (20 seconds).

*TWILIGHT SUMMARY*

1) Bella met a vampire called Edward.

2) Despite his deep urge to vomit, Edward has managed to love Bella.

3) A bad vampire wants to bite Bella.

4) Bad vampire is dead.BTW his name is James.

5) Bella is fine and so is Edward but James' girlfriend wants revenge.

This took 122 minutes of your life in cinema.

*NEW MOON SUMMARY*

1) Bella is afraid she is getting old and she wants to become a vampire.

2) Edward broke up with Bella because he loves her so much!!!!

3) Bella got stuck in a chair for 3 months and she is having nightmares.

4) Bella became an adrenaline junkie (Adrenaline causes her to see Edwrad... Girls are you taking notes?)

5) Bella chose Jacob (a werewolf) as her rebound guy.

6) James' girlfriend appeared to remind you she's supposed to be there.

7) Edward thinks Bella is dead and is planning to kill himself.

8) Bella -INSTANTLY- dumps Jacob and rushes to save Edward.

9) Edward is saved and they're back together and he proposes to her.

THIS took 130 minutes of your life in cinema.

*ECLIPSE SUMMARY*

1) Bella is still with Edward loving the hell out of each other (who would've guessed that?).

2) Bella wants to turn into a vampire before she marries Edward. Edward isn't really in love with the idea.

3) Jacob still loves Bella (that kid never learns).

4) Bella loves both Edward and Jacob at the same time (I call for a ……..never mind).

5) Bella chose Edward and in the last minute of the DAMN movie she makes it clear that she'll marry him and she puts on the ring he gave her.

Side Note: Bella's friends appeared on the movie.

That's all for the summary and……OH Wait…..you guys may be interested in the ACTION part of the movie because you can never get bored with toilet's action (OK that came out JUST WRONG LOL).

1) Good old Victoria (James's girlfriend) is still running around in the forest (Apparently it's the only sport that can be practiced there……other than Baseball in storms).

2) Apparently her super secret plan to destroy the world is to prepare an army of new vampires……Oh WAIT… The army is not a part of her plan to destroy the world. It's a part of her plan to KILL BELLA!!!!!

3) The army is defeated by the amazing cooperation between vamps and wolves.

4) Jacob got out of it with some nasty broken bones but of course he's fine as long as Bella is (AAAHHH Soooo Cuuuute)

5) Victoria is dead (FINALLY WE NO LONGER NEED TO WATCH HER RUNNING THROUGH THE FOREST AGAIN. IT'S AS IF SHE'S BEEN DOING IT FOR THE LAST 2 PARTS…oh....wait…..).

6) OH YEAH I forgot. The volt-something-something are in the movie. You know, this vampire order that lives in some other country with their ultimate objectives and rules and law and order (no pun intended)

This movie "Eclipse" took 115 minutes of your life. Which is an improvement because this pattern in lengths may mean that the next one will be 100 minutes or something (WOOHOOO).

*Rules of Toilet…..(STOP SMILING you know what I mean)*

1- Werewolf = Shirtless

2- You can tell that someone loves someone else if he's whispering all the time while he's talking to him.

3- Bella is attractive (according to the story characters of course. Personally I think onions are way more attractive).

4- Charlie (Bella's father) has absolutely no control over her.

5- Charlie can't have "the talk" with Bella.

6- Bella is funny. (I concluded that after observing some characters in the movie smile or laugh after she says something).

7- Victoria never heard of Sniper Rifles (you know these things that kill from afar without having everyone "smell" your presence!?).

8- Jacob doesn't get the hint (She will NOT be with you for GOD's sake man!!!)

9- Edward is "old school" as he put it. (Watch the movie to understand. I'm not going to explain that).

10- If Jacob is ever mad at you and leaving, and you want him to come back, ask him to kiss you (wait WHAT?!)

11- Don't punch Jacob in the face. You'll only break your hand doing that.

12- Edward can yell and he WILL if you kiss Bella (Be afraid…be VERY afraid).

13- Carlisle is more human than humans themselves (most compassionate vampire I've ever seen).

14- Rosalie doesn't hate Bella. (To be honest I didn't see that coming. Throughout the movies it seemed that she's one step away from throwing acid on Bella's face).

15- Love causes stupidity (every single person in love in this movie is stupid…..except Alice and Jasper…they're fine).

Interesting thing this Toilet series but you know what I'll probably watch the rest of its parts because it never ceases to amaze me. It teaches me that things will always get worse.

غير هواش مايلزمناش

الدعاية الانتخابية للمرشح: محمد هواش
دائرة: الفيستوك - مستغل

هو تنين طالما طار فى سماء الديمقراطية و الشفافية ينفث لهب العدل و المساواة
.
هو نسر ينقض من أعلى على الفساد و الرشوة و المحسوبية
.
هو رجل صدق وعده و حارب أعداء الوطن طوال عمره عاملا فى سبيل رفعة هذا البلد الكريم ذو الماضى العريق.
و نستدل على صفاته الحميدة من مواقفه المشرفة. نذكر منها على سبيل المثال و ليس الحصر
:
الحزم: حيث طلب منه صديق عمره إستعارة 5 جنيه منه فقال "لا" واضحة و صريحة و لم يبالى
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الصدق: حين سألته أخته فى مرة عن رأيه فى فستانها قال "زفت " بمنتهى الصراحة
.
الاجتهاد: عندما فوجىء بإن إمتحان نهاية العام سيقام باكرا و هو لم يذاكر بعد ظل ساهرا طوال الليل يعد البرشام
.
الوطنية: فقد حرص دائما على عدم شرب أى نوع من الخمور و عدم تعاطى أى نوع من المخدرات إلا المصنوع و الملفوف بأيدى مصرية
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التخطيط: لا يمر يوم عليه من دون أن يخطط و يعد و يجهز خطة لربط حذائه
.
 الرأفة: حيث رأى فى جولة من جولاته التفقدية فى مارينا قطة تموء من شدة الجوع فقرر أن يريحها من الامها بإلقاءها فى البحر.

و كل ما سبق هو قليل من كثير لديه فهو نهر من الحنان و العطاء و الحب لوطنه، و هو أسد على أعداء البلاد. لذلك يا أبناء الدائرة الكريمة لنقف معا صفا واحدا و لنذهب كلنا لننتخب من سينتشلنا من غياهب الظلم الى نور و شفافية الديمقراطية.
محمد هواش: رمز التنين الصينى الأخضر الرفيع ده