It's actually amazing to see how vulnerable people can get when hearing about useless unconfirmed crap.
There is this article that I've seen people pass around for the past few days. And it contains information on humanity's "Salvation". And I must say that it did save me from the boredom I was suffering from.
So apparently the rumor is going on that according to the Kabbalah magic –which is something suddenly EVERYONE have become an expert in- the number 10 represents GOD and so the number 11 represents some power that is beyond GOD !
I find that both fascinating, humorous, and a good material for a science fiction story…
Anyway, so the notorious free masons who have nothing better to do with their lives other than to conspire against the world since the dawn of history –just like Pinky and Brain- have hit the jackpot with this day; 11/11/2011 ! (oh, the horror…..)
Now as the useless crap goes, they are planning a ritual in the pyramids of Giza on that very day 11/11/2011 which will open the 11th gate (Of what? I'm not really sure. Maybe City Stars??) and this gate along with the ones that were opened before throughout history is going to cause some "End of the world" stuff. (oh, the horror…..again) BTW they tried opening this gate before but the fog prevented them! (must have resulted in a terrible traffic between human and demonic realms)
Oh but guys the "author/scientist/drunk" who wrote the damn funny article is a serious guy. He even knows what's going to happen. But let me first tell you why he has access to such great levels of knowledge. He's an expert on the "Energy" science –whatever the hell that means- and he's also an expert in Religion! (Don't ask). So as you can see, he seems legit…
What's gonna happen in the ritual is actually pretty simple. They're going to use a crystal small pyramid and set it up in a certain place –probably the burial chamber or something- and it will be used to gather all the negative energy around the world gathered by all the other pyramids and launch it into space and open the gate. Of course all of this will happen while the dirty satanic rituals are taking place (did someone say Orgy?)……..Actually YEAH it WAS mentioned !!!
Now I and one of my friends are having a small bet. He insists that the beam of doom is gonna be red-colored while I believe that it's gonna be green. If someone happens to see its color, please let me know.
Before we get ahead of ourselves let me tell you that the guy has offered some very conclusive evidence that the number 11 is a special satanic number. I won't mention these evidence here but I'm gonna list some evidence that I made up…..er…..I mean "found" which are on pretty much the same level of "coherence".
1- The number of months in a year is 11 + the month you were born in.
2- 10+1 is actually 11
3- Sometimes there will be 11 guys on the street.
4- Some lectures somewhere in the world starts at 11 o'clock *shocked gasp*
5- There's a store called 7-eleven
6- "Ahmed Spider" consists of 11 letters
7- "Ahmed Mohsen" consists of 11 letters (who’s that?)
8- "أنا بحبكم أوى" consists of 11 letters
9- If two people are standing right next to each other they look like the number 11 (assuming they are both slim)
10- I can't find the 11th evidence which proves how strong the number actually is!
Of course he didn't forget to include the conspiracy part and how the American media have been preparing us all along for this.
Now the knockout punch is that the site that was hosting this "scientific article" was Zbydr's site. (For those who don't know who that is, please refer to the term "idiot" in a dictionary).
Now the question is:
WHY?
WHY?
WHY on GOD's green earth would you write this?
What was your point?
What were you trying to prove?
One of two scenarios is possible:
1) You're completely wrong (likely?). This means that you've accomplished nothing but bother people by your amazingly retarded science fiction story. It's not even well-built. It doesn't even have main characters!!!!
2) You're 100% right (Not very likely). Well then what you genius? I didn't see any solutions dripping from your knowledge.
Now guys don't get me wrong. I'm not writing this because I care about it. I'm writing this because some people DO care about it. Some people DO make decisions based on that sort of nonsense. You see I've noticed something about the people who care about this stuff they do nothing except for "reading into things" and TRUST ME if you wanna read into things, you WILL read into everything WHATEVER it is you wanna read.
"Dude did you see that? The mouse pad is writing something. It says (go..get…..a…shower) ! The world is talking to me!"
Yeah well it's telling you that you stink so don't get too happy.
Anyway
My point is: Instead of building your beliefs and your life on a bunch of useless speculations, why don't you think for yourself *shocked gasp no.2* and do something that is ACTUALLY useful? Something that will help you when that "end of the world" you're waiting for comes??
Side Note: If anyone mentions "The Arrivals" in front of me I'm gonna kill him. That damn "documentary" is what started this whole idiocy in Egypt.
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