The Epic Story:
In a distant land, a wandering soul keeps asking itself the same question over and over again.
In a distant land, the wandering soul reaches out for another soul to obtain the answers it seeks.
The wandering soul goes by the name of (Thyfax).
(Thyfax) keeps asking himself the same question;
"When will the Gathering occur?"
(Thyfax) using his might and magic reaches out for the connecting strings of fate; the strings that allow for the calling of other souls.
(Thyfax) finally managed to reach out his childhood friend (Xomshen).
- "My friend, how fare thee?"
- "I have seen better days my friend but fear not. For NOTHING; not a cloud or a squall shall halt my progress."
- "That does not, however, tell me of your state within the comfort zone."
- "I will not lie to you my friend. It has been painful going through this everyday for the past dozen days."
- "And I take it that no herbs managed to help you in your fight?"
- "No. It is amazing to see how impossible it has become for me to do what every other man or woman can do. I can't seem to get rid of the grudges buried within my skin."
- "No worries my friend. I am sure that these tight times will undo themselves in little time. Patience my friend. Patience."
- "But surely you are not talking to me just to check on this ever going curse in my body only. Tell me, what leads you to this conversation?"
- "It is the same question all over again?"
- "The Gathering?"
- "Precisely."
- "I know not why you do not use your web of informants within the sacred grounds but I have learned to accept people's folly. I have the answer you need, my friend. The Gathering occurs tomorrow when the sun is right above our heads."
- "Has the master asked for any tablets or scrolls?"
- "Not that I know of."
- "Very well, will you be there at the Gathering?"
- "Only if my illness doesn't strike me down"
- "It won't. You are too much of a stubborn arse to die so easily. I shall keep the hope to see you there."
- "Fare thee well my friend."
- "Fare thee well."
The Real Story:
In another street some guy is asking himself about the lecture's time over and over again.
He uses his hands to reach out for the phone to call his friend and ask him.
- "Hi, how are you"
- "I've been better."
- "So how is your bathroom problem?"
- "Been hurting for 12 days now."
- "Medicines not working?"
- "No, I can't seem to… (This part won't be explained because some girls may be reading this)."
- "I'm sure you'll be better."
- "So why did you really call?"
- "why do you think?"
- "Lecture time?"
- "yeah"
- "Dude! Use the internet. Sometimes you're so stupid. Anyway, it's 12 noon tomorrow"
- "Any assignments or texts I should bring?"
- "No."
- "Will you come?"
- "Only if I can."
- "Don't worry. You're a (censored) (censored) I'm sure you'll be able to make it."
- "yeah well bye"
- "Bye"
The Point:
Just because you write a text that is large and confusing, doesn't mean you're writing some poetry or something EPIC. Most of the times, "simple" is the best. I hope all the "epic" writers realize that someday. STOP PRETENDING.
So how am I different from the ones I'm complaining about?
I'm not that different ;)
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