Dear Sir/Madam
I'm well aware that this mail may come as a shock to you and it may even seem unrealistic, but I'm begging you to –please- give it some serious consideration so as to save me from my predicament.
First of all let me introduce myself. I am Mohamed Hawash. I'm still an undergraduate who studies engineering. This is exactly my problem. For you see, I study engineering in Ain Shams University! That's right; I study at ASU also known as The 3 letters of Doom.
However, this is not the problem I'm talking about. After all, I'm a grown man and just as I got myself into this hell I'm planning to get myself out of it.
My current problem started by the end of the semester when my exams started. Our first subject was (Computational for Dummies) and I proved myself less than a dummy in the exam. You see the guys who came from another country had this crazy idea that we understand them while in fact we were asking ourselves "Can they handle Egyptian food?"
The second subject was (Analyzing failure). In this exam I found out that I got it all backwards. You see, "Analyzing Failure" didn't mean that you analyze the failure. It meant that this is AN analyzing failure! So I'm assuming that this failure is very smart for being able to analyze us and reverse the situation.
The third subject was (Rotting for Engineers). In this subject we studied that everything rots, which kinda makes you wonder: "Did I need 13 lectures and 5 sheets to know that?" But anyway we already had our exam and we proved that we may actually need more than 13 lectures and 5 sheets to know that everything rots.
My next exam will be in the: (Mixing Stuff to get New Stuff) subject. And I can already see the professor not appreciating my brilliant ideas on my new mixtures of stuff to get unheard of other stuff that will make a breakthrough in some other stuff applications.
Later after the latter exam, I'll have to make a report and a presentation for the last subject: (Summer Training Messed-up-Lookalike Failed Trial). This is the part where I need your help. You see I require much fund to buy all the necessary materials for my experiments in (Summer Training Messed-up-Lookalike Failed Trial). Don't worry, I'm not asking you for money. As a matter of fact, I'm offering you money. You see after the last exams I sat down on my chair to write the report when I discovered I had no scientific material and the only way to get them is through ScienceDirect which requires a valid credit card. However my ninja enemies won't let me near the bank. So I have two proposals and you may choose the one that suits you best:
First proposal:
You send me all your personal information along with your credit card number and all its required information and I'll use it to get an account on ScienceDirect. This way once all the ninjas are gone, I can repay you triple the amount of money I'll use for purchasing the account.
Second Proposal:
You meet me and we go together to the abandoned warehouse in the Gangsters st. and there we will meet a samurai I know that can get rid of the ninjas for me. However, sine I'll need to pay him in advance please bring all the cash you can get with you and also –if I'm not asking for too much- bring any valuable possessions you may have with you just in case we need them. Of course, once he gets rid of the ninjas I'll pay you double the amount of valuables + cash you brought with you.
If any of these proposals is acceptable by you then kindly get to me immediately via my email: foolthefools@spam.bla
Please furnish me with your most confidential telephone, fax numbers so that i can use this information to contact you
Thank you in advance for your anticipated cooperation.
Yours faithfully,
Someday will be Eng. Mohamed Hawash
I'm well aware that this mail may come as a shock to you and it may even seem unrealistic, but I'm begging you to –please- give it some serious consideration so as to save me from my predicament.
First of all let me introduce myself. I am Mohamed Hawash. I'm still an undergraduate who studies engineering. This is exactly my problem. For you see, I study engineering in Ain Shams University! That's right; I study at ASU also known as The 3 letters of Doom.
However, this is not the problem I'm talking about. After all, I'm a grown man and just as I got myself into this hell I'm planning to get myself out of it.
My current problem started by the end of the semester when my exams started. Our first subject was (Computational for Dummies) and I proved myself less than a dummy in the exam. You see the guys who came from another country had this crazy idea that we understand them while in fact we were asking ourselves "Can they handle Egyptian food?"
The second subject was (Analyzing failure). In this exam I found out that I got it all backwards. You see, "Analyzing Failure" didn't mean that you analyze the failure. It meant that this is AN analyzing failure! So I'm assuming that this failure is very smart for being able to analyze us and reverse the situation.
The third subject was (Rotting for Engineers). In this subject we studied that everything rots, which kinda makes you wonder: "Did I need 13 lectures and 5 sheets to know that?" But anyway we already had our exam and we proved that we may actually need more than 13 lectures and 5 sheets to know that everything rots.
My next exam will be in the: (Mixing Stuff to get New Stuff) subject. And I can already see the professor not appreciating my brilliant ideas on my new mixtures of stuff to get unheard of other stuff that will make a breakthrough in some other stuff applications.
Later after the latter exam, I'll have to make a report and a presentation for the last subject: (Summer Training Messed-up-Lookalike Failed Trial). This is the part where I need your help. You see I require much fund to buy all the necessary materials for my experiments in (Summer Training Messed-up-Lookalike Failed Trial). Don't worry, I'm not asking you for money. As a matter of fact, I'm offering you money. You see after the last exams I sat down on my chair to write the report when I discovered I had no scientific material and the only way to get them is through ScienceDirect which requires a valid credit card. However my ninja enemies won't let me near the bank. So I have two proposals and you may choose the one that suits you best:
First proposal:
You send me all your personal information along with your credit card number and all its required information and I'll use it to get an account on ScienceDirect. This way once all the ninjas are gone, I can repay you triple the amount of money I'll use for purchasing the account.
Second Proposal:
You meet me and we go together to the abandoned warehouse in the Gangsters st. and there we will meet a samurai I know that can get rid of the ninjas for me. However, sine I'll need to pay him in advance please bring all the cash you can get with you and also –if I'm not asking for too much- bring any valuable possessions you may have with you just in case we need them. Of course, once he gets rid of the ninjas I'll pay you double the amount of valuables + cash you brought with you.
If any of these proposals is acceptable by you then kindly get to me immediately via my email: foolthefools@spam.bla
Please furnish me with your most confidential telephone, fax numbers so that i can use this information to contact you
Thank you in advance for your anticipated cooperation.
Yours faithfully,
Someday will be Eng. Mohamed Hawash
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