This note is a special dedication from me to AbdulRAHMAN Khedr who deserves to die for relating me to this series.
*Character Description
Bella: "I'm a sensetive tortured human being who only wants to be loved by the vampire of my dreams but since he broke up with me I get dreams in which I'm lost -as always- and so I scream like I'm giving birth and I almost tear the blanket although it's just a dream.
*Character Description
Bella: "I'm a sensetive tortured human being who only wants to be loved by the vampire of my dreams but since he broke up with me I get dreams in which I'm lost -as always- and so I scream like I'm giving birth and I almost tear the blanket although it's just a dream.
Did I mention that when the -for-some-reason-girls-think-he-is-hot- vampire broke up with me I stayed for 3 months sitting on the same chair without rotting? BTW when they managed to remove the glue that attached me to the chair for 3 months, I became a werewolf's girlfriend and then I instantly dumped him when I knew that the vampire needed me or he will suicide. Seriously, I dumped him without second thought.
Did I mention I REALLY have a stupid look no matter what the situation is? Oh, and I'm the only face you will see for the whole playing time of "New Moon" (130 minutes..have fun with that). Any of the others can only get 10 seconds screen time or less."
Edward: "I'm...Edward. I'm...a..vampire. I'm....so...in..love...with...Bella..for some..reason. i'm...not...disabled....I just...talk like...this...because...I'm in...Love with..Bella. Truth is..I don't love...bella as much as I....wanna drink...her...blood.I mean...COME ON...who would love...someone who...smells...like her?...I remember...when I first...smelled her in science class...I wanted to throw up so bad...it hurted.
Actually if you...concentrate enough you'll see....that she is the one...who wants to stay...with me. She's even....willing to change...into a vampire... to stay with...me....forever. I can't...blame her though..I mean...What are...the chances that....she'll score another...guy who looks...like me. BTW... Bella's love made me...extremely weak...when you...watch New Moon...you'll see that...every vampire near...the end (of the movie/your life)...was able to kick my.....".
Jacob: "The only reason why I'm in this whole thing is to be Edward's competition which you can all see didn't work out very well....sniff...I can't believe Bella dumped me like this....sniff... I mean she didn't think for a single second before dumping me. It was clear from the beginning that I was put in the movie to be hated by Edward's fan girls. I appear on the screen and they are like "EEWWWW" when he appears they are like "WOOHOOO". Well anyway you'll have to execuse me for now. The alpha of my herd is calling".
Charlie: "I'm very important in the series. I'm the proof that Bella wasn't born in a demonic way and that she has parents. The only role I play is a stupid-conversations' starter with Bella. This is because the viewers may be bored of seeing Bella and Edward all the time. Of course, I'm talking about the male viewers because the female viewers never get bored of Edward. So, when any male is bored he can stop watching Edward and bella and instead watch my mustache. It's AWESOME. I also have an important role in the events. I took part in......never mind i don't have any role in anything".
The Cullens: "We're the SINGLE DAMN SLIGHTLY interesting thing in the toilet series. We promise the viewers a good story that never comes and great action that never occurs. Basically, we're there to give the viewer a false hope".
Bella's Friends: "...yes we're her friends....yes we're THAT desperate and hopeless of getting a life".
*TWILIGHT SUMMARY:
1) Bella met a vampire called Edward.
2) Despite his deep urge to vomit, Edward has managed to love Bella.
3) A bad vampire wants to bite Bella.
4) Bad vampire is dead.BTW his name is James.
5) Bella is fine and so is Edward but James' girlfriend wants revenge.
This took 122 minutes of your life in cinema.
*NEW MOON SUMMARY:
1) Bella is afraid she is getting old and she wants to become a vampire.
2) Edward broke up with Bella because he loves her so much!!!!
3) Bella got stuck in a chair for 3 months and she is having nightmares.
4) Bella became an adrenaline junkie (Adrenaline causes her to see Edwrad... Girls are you taking notes?)
5) Bella chose Jacob (a werewolf) as her rebound guy.
6) James' girlfriend appeared to remind you she's supposed to be there.
7) Edward thinks Bella is dead and is planning to kill himself.
8) Bella -INSTANTLY- dumps Jacob and rushes to save Edward.
9) Edward is saved and they're back together and he proposes to her.
P.S: You an tell that Jacob is a werewolf because he is shirtless.
THIS took 130 minutes of your life in cinema.
Interesting thing this Toilet series but you know what I'll probably watch the rest of its parts because it never ceases to amaze me. It teaches me that things will always get worse no matter what.
Jacob: "The only reason why I'm in this whole thing is to be Edward's competition which you can all see didn't work out very well....sniff...I can't believe Bella dumped me like this....sniff... I mean she didn't think for a single second before dumping me. It was clear from the beginning that I was put in the movie to be hated by Edward's fan girls. I appear on the screen and they are like "EEWWWW" when he appears they are like "WOOHOOO". Well anyway you'll have to execuse me for now. The alpha of my herd is calling".
Charlie: "I'm very important in the series. I'm the proof that Bella wasn't born in a demonic way and that she has parents. The only role I play is a stupid-conversations' starter with Bella. This is because the viewers may be bored of seeing Bella and Edward all the time. Of course, I'm talking about the male viewers because the female viewers never get bored of Edward. So, when any male is bored he can stop watching Edward and bella and instead watch my mustache. It's AWESOME. I also have an important role in the events. I took part in......never mind i don't have any role in anything".
The Cullens: "We're the SINGLE DAMN SLIGHTLY interesting thing in the toilet series. We promise the viewers a good story that never comes and great action that never occurs. Basically, we're there to give the viewer a false hope".
Bella's Friends: "...yes we're her friends....yes we're THAT desperate and hopeless of getting a life".
*TWILIGHT SUMMARY:
1) Bella met a vampire called Edward.
2) Despite his deep urge to vomit, Edward has managed to love Bella.
3) A bad vampire wants to bite Bella.
4) Bad vampire is dead.BTW his name is James.
5) Bella is fine and so is Edward but James' girlfriend wants revenge.
This took 122 minutes of your life in cinema.
*NEW MOON SUMMARY:
1) Bella is afraid she is getting old and she wants to become a vampire.
2) Edward broke up with Bella because he loves her so much!!!!
3) Bella got stuck in a chair for 3 months and she is having nightmares.
4) Bella became an adrenaline junkie (Adrenaline causes her to see Edwrad... Girls are you taking notes?)
5) Bella chose Jacob (a werewolf) as her rebound guy.
6) James' girlfriend appeared to remind you she's supposed to be there.
7) Edward thinks Bella is dead and is planning to kill himself.
8) Bella -INSTANTLY- dumps Jacob and rushes to save Edward.
9) Edward is saved and they're back together and he proposes to her.
P.S: You an tell that Jacob is a werewolf because he is shirtless.
THIS took 130 minutes of your life in cinema.
Interesting thing this Toilet series but you know what I'll probably watch the rest of its parts because it never ceases to amaze me. It teaches me that things will always get worse no matter what.
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