P.S: This note may seem offensive –especially for my first note- but I did it out of love for our countries and our people. Now back to the note:
Those who know me also know about my plans for world domination :P. I love you people.I really do. I mean, you make world domination sound like the easiest thing ever. If you want to conquer there's a problem that will always get in your way: (HUMAN INTELLIGENCE). Just thinking about human intelligence makes my blood boil because I know that it'll get in my way. Fortunately, the past few days showed me that no one –but a few- will get in my way.
When 22 guys run after a football just to get it into a net, this is fine. When there's a world tournament, a cup, money and fun involved this is also fine by me. But when you hunt one another because of this, THIS IS JACKPOT TO ME.
Let's think about the situation. There is a GAME –no matter what its name- in which there are PLAYERS. These PLAYERS PLAY to get GOALS (AKA points in other games). And the net result of these GOALS decides who the winner of the GAME is. The PLAYERS who won the GAME are the ones –most of the times- who PLAYED best.
Let's review the CAPITAL WORDS in the previous paragraph. They are: (GAME-PLAYERS-PLAYERS-PLAY-GOALS-GOALS-GAME-PLAYERS-GAME-PLAYED). Hmm, now I wonder what these words represent. Maybe they represent life? Maybe death? No no I think they represent biological NEEDS. Oh I know they-surely- represent freedom and independence!!! For those who aren't fast enough THAT WAS SARCASM !!
Do you want to know how stupid our countries look in the eyes of others? I'll tell you. Some of the people who are reading this have surely played –at least- one or two popular PC or PS1,2,3 games. Imagine that you won a race in "Need for speed: whatever". How do you think people will perceive you when they see you jumping like a monkey on cars of other people because you won a race???
Those who played "Max Payne", when the man lost his family in the beginning, Were you like: "WHY WHY DID HE LOSE HIS FAMILY??" while terrorizing innocent civilians around you by throwing Molotov bombs around ?? People, THIS IS HOW STUPID WE LOOK.
"JACKPOT" is what I say when I hear these shameful news. Because I know that only very few people will get in my way. Those who have the remnants of human intelligence are the main threat now. I will handle them but that's another story.
ملحوظة: من المبهر ان ترى اغانى حرب اكتوبر التى فى الاصل تتحدث عن – ركز معى- الحرب و الانتصار و النكسة و الشهداء و الابطال الذين ضحوا من اجل بلادهم ثم تراها تستعمل على مباراة كرة قدم بيننا و بين الجزائر. اتوقع –كما قلت لبعض اصدقائى- ان اسمع فتوى قريبا عن ان لاعب الكرة عندما يموت فانه لا يغسَل لانه شهيد كالذين ماتوا فى الحرب. و لا حول و لا قوة إلا بالله. اللهم لا تؤاخذنا بما فعل السفهاء منَا.
Those who know me also know about my plans for world domination :P. I love you people.I really do. I mean, you make world domination sound like the easiest thing ever. If you want to conquer there's a problem that will always get in your way: (HUMAN INTELLIGENCE). Just thinking about human intelligence makes my blood boil because I know that it'll get in my way. Fortunately, the past few days showed me that no one –but a few- will get in my way.
When 22 guys run after a football just to get it into a net, this is fine. When there's a world tournament, a cup, money and fun involved this is also fine by me. But when you hunt one another because of this, THIS IS JACKPOT TO ME.
Let's think about the situation. There is a GAME –no matter what its name- in which there are PLAYERS. These PLAYERS PLAY to get GOALS (AKA points in other games). And the net result of these GOALS decides who the winner of the GAME is. The PLAYERS who won the GAME are the ones –most of the times- who PLAYED best.
Let's review the CAPITAL WORDS in the previous paragraph. They are: (GAME-PLAYERS-PLAYERS-PLAY-GOALS-GOALS-GAME-PLAYERS-GAME-PLAYED). Hmm, now I wonder what these words represent. Maybe they represent life? Maybe death? No no I think they represent biological NEEDS. Oh I know they-surely- represent freedom and independence!!! For those who aren't fast enough THAT WAS SARCASM !!
Do you want to know how stupid our countries look in the eyes of others? I'll tell you. Some of the people who are reading this have surely played –at least- one or two popular PC or PS1,2,3 games. Imagine that you won a race in "Need for speed: whatever". How do you think people will perceive you when they see you jumping like a monkey on cars of other people because you won a race???
Those who played "Max Payne", when the man lost his family in the beginning, Were you like: "WHY WHY DID HE LOSE HIS FAMILY??" while terrorizing innocent civilians around you by throwing Molotov bombs around ?? People, THIS IS HOW STUPID WE LOOK.
"JACKPOT" is what I say when I hear these shameful news. Because I know that only very few people will get in my way. Those who have the remnants of human intelligence are the main threat now. I will handle them but that's another story.
ملحوظة: من المبهر ان ترى اغانى حرب اكتوبر التى فى الاصل تتحدث عن – ركز معى- الحرب و الانتصار و النكسة و الشهداء و الابطال الذين ضحوا من اجل بلادهم ثم تراها تستعمل على مباراة كرة قدم بيننا و بين الجزائر. اتوقع –كما قلت لبعض اصدقائى- ان اسمع فتوى قريبا عن ان لاعب الكرة عندما يموت فانه لا يغسَل لانه شهيد كالذين ماتوا فى الحرب. و لا حول و لا قوة إلا بالله. اللهم لا تؤاخذنا بما فعل السفهاء منَا.
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